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Sunday 17 August 2014

BABOON BLUES





 We bathed in the sun, near the glistening pool. It was a sunny, dusty afternoon in Mole National Park spent with the baboons, hogs and the over-promised elephants which were the main attraction.
A bottle of chilled Star beer was at my elbow, winking at the sun from time to time and shedding tears unto the red and white chequered tablecloth. The Love of my Life lay with his head on my laps, lazily daydreaming, his eyes half closed in a dream behind his sunglasses. We were the only Ghanaians, and black people for that matter. There was a medley of British, Swiss, Dutch, and French skins, the harmonious cacophony of their different tongues hinted a Tower of Babel. As I watched three French girls and a guy jump into the pool, chattering away in accents my Togolese French teacher in high school could only dream to have, I felt like I was in a page of a very old French storybook about the wealthy French aristocracy and their summer revels.

I took a sip of my refreshingly chilled beer, rolling it around on my tongue for a bit to squeeze all its sweet juices out before swallowing, and wondered at my boredom.

We had paid an arm and a leg, and then some to experience ‘a historical animal reserve like never before’ just to find that it was only a club for the holiday-ing expats who wished to discover ‘Africa’. I wondered at my place, I wondered at my role in this discovery of ‘Africa’. Was I also an interesting, ‘exotic’ specie to be observed and scrutinized? Was my holidaying African self which was currently covered in dust and the kisses of recent lovemaking another interesting sideshow? From the poor naked African children, to the holidaying, dusty African. I heard somewhere that tours were running in a nearby village, ‘to give you a taste of how the locals live’.  What role would I be playing, my Ghanaian self walking through a Ghanaian village square with a camera, taking a tour into people’s lives for an exorbitant price of $80? Am I the monkey in the cage observing being observed? Or am I the pet monkey out of the cage observing my observed caged brothers and sisters.

‘To give you a taste of how the locals live’.

A group of beautiful half-naked girls danced into the village square, as is routine with the visitation of so many white faces and strange tongues that spoke big pockets, and treated us with a vigorous shaking of arms and feet and waists and quite a lot of yodeling. For $80 dollars per person it had to be the perfect pitch and nothing less. The money was given to the development of the village that saw no development because in truth, it had to remain a village to make more money out of these tourists. One of those dusty crooks, an inhabitant too, with crooked teeth, eager to sell his sister for the quick buck, grinned at me and said, ‘We can show you more things, madam, so many, many more things. The villagers life happy.’ 

What was my role in this stream of conciousness a mystery writer writes lazily in the sky? What was the spectacle? Was I the spectacle? Were they the spectacle? Two dark Ghanaians mottled the cream white background of ‘Africa discoverers’.  Was I the dusty tourist looking to find a much more intriguing story than myself?  Or was I the monkey who mistook herself for a tourist and then toured with tourists too benevolent to tell me my truth to my face? Or was I the monkey who was the sideshow and knew she was the sideshow?

I gulped down the contents of my glass and poured a refill. Droplets of water dripped onto my Love’s eyebrows but he made no move. He was asleep now. Lucky him.
 A big baboon skulked by, his shiny red buttocks hanging in the air with a foolhardy pride. Did baboons feel the silliest of all the primates having their innards hung out for all to see? I think not. They had this conviction with their buttocks, as though telling you ‘that’s the way it should be. Hang that ass for all to see. How silly you are to hide it in clothes’. And silly I did feel sometimes. Maybe I should title my next blog piece 'Baboon Blues' and I would question what gave me the conviction that I was a higher class of animal than the baboon.

 I watched the baboon intently as it walked towards a group of baboons on the outskirts of the pool area who in turn watched us intently - the human baboons with their buttocks in swimming trunks. And I wondered again, what the true spectacle was, who the true spectacle was. The humans or the baboon? The Ghanaians or the holidaying expats? The villagers or the tourists?

By the way, where were those damned elephants they promised?
That's where they were hiding!

Friday 15 August 2014

Whose vagina is it anyway? - By Nana Ama Agyemang Asante

 This piece has been reblogged from nnyamewaa.com. It was written by a very good friend of mine, Nana Ama Agyemang Asante, who was equally angered by the lascivious and hypocritical reactions of Ghanaians about the succession of sex tapes that were released recently. Whose vagina is it anyway? I couldn't have said it better!


Here is the thing! This is August 2014, no woman should get judged for having consensual sex. It could be casual, a one-night stand or within a long-term relationship. Whatever it is, however a woman chooses to explore her sexuality is up to her. No woman should be judged for what she does with her body. My point is, if we can establish that a woman is having sex because she wants to and not under duress, everyone, including preachers and chiefs must respect her right to her sexuality.
Last week, a Tamale chief issued a ‘fatwa’ [death sentence ] against the girls on that leaked sex tape. Naa-Dakpema Dawuni Alhassan wants the women hanged-drawn-and-quartered for having sex. He wants them fired from their jobs and banished from Tamale.

“I say they should be driven away from Tamale because if we allow them to stay, they are going to bring something new to the youth of Tamale,” Naa-Dakpema Alhassan said.
Never mind that these women were on the tape with a man. Sex tapes don’t make any sense. If the sex is that mind-blowingly amazing, why don’t you just redo it? Sex tapes fall under the category of things not done under the influence of sex. There are too many examples of how that adventure leads to world-wide shaming and stigma. But many people only learn by repeating the mistakes of others. So if an adult couple decides against all evidence and makes one, we should remember it was done behind closed doors.

In the Tamale case, a grown man filmed himself performing various sexual acts with over fifty women. Yet Naa-Dakpema Alhassan didn’t have any sanctions for this man or whoever decided the tape was good for national consumption. Someone in this equation ought to be sanctioned, but it’s not the women.

Naa-Dakpema Alhassan’s rage comes from the same place Ghanaian men get their scorn for women who dare to have sex because they want to. It is alright for a man to have many sexual partners, but abominable for women to do same. A man’s virility is even measured in some circles by the number of women he has had sex with. But a woman who does same is labelled ‘loose’ by these same men.

Thus, men here talk about consensual sex using phrases like; “A is giving it to X, Y has chopped B, Z has been using that C’s machine.” The ‘machine’ refers to the vagina and ‘chopping’ means having sex. They speak like the male member extends by a few inches while the vaginal walls lose a few muscles during sex.
Last Friday, a leading Pastor in Ghana reportedly told the women in his congregation that “when you are a young unmarried lady who sleeps with a lot of people, you are like an apple that has been bitten by many men. In the end, the person who marries you ends up with a terrible-looking, well used product.”

I hope this preacher who is also a medical doctor knows that you cannot judge a book by its cover. There is nothing on the body that records the number of sexual partners as women go along. How come only women end up looking terrible and used after sex with many partners? What happens to the men?

I get where the preacher’s comment comes from. The two major religions in Ghana, Christianity and Islam forbid sex before marriage – sex is reserved for procreation – and righteous folks only procreate within marriage.

But Ghanaians are not that holy; many are having sex outside marriage. Not everyone is filming it, but everyone is having some kind of sex. Teenagers are experimenting with adults and peers. Male pastors are sleeping with members of their congregations, students are doing it with lecturers and married men and women are having sex with people outside the union. Traditional priests are doing it on behalf of the gods. Ghanaians are like bunnies behind closed doors.

This is why I am deeply troubled by the pastor’s comments quoted above. During sex, partners yield to one another, there is no superior person in the room. Women are not used like soap during sex either. Righteous folks must recognize that women are as sexual as men.

Many will have many sexual partners before marriage because it is just the way of the world. If it doesn’t degrade a man to have many sexual partners, it shouldn’t degrade a woman either. So with all due respect, i would like to ask all men to get out of the sex lives of women. It is her vagina, her decision.



It is MY vagina! Not yours! Get that? Got that? Good.
Check out her blog, Nana Ama's views, on nnyamewaa.com

Dead Poets Society: Life lessons from Robin Williams




“That you are here; that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?

People generally have an affinity for sticking to tradition, and ‘how things are done’, that go back generations. This is so entrenched that every era requires some form of revolution and a freethinker to ‘make war’ to release us from our self-imposed chains of ‘how-things-are-supposed-to-be because our grandmothers did it this way.”

Dead Poets Society in my opinion is a revolution that needs to keep happening, it is a revolution that spoke in the 90s and still speaks now and would speak long after I am gone.

Released in 1989, but set in 1959, Dead Poets Society was a movie that became a movement and an anthem for everyone around the world, preaching the message of Carpe Diem, meaning Seize the Day, live the moment, make hay while the sun shines and enjoy the sunshine too!

When the movie commences, it dips you, almost heartlessly, in a world steeped with the ancient traditions and prides of quintessential White America, symbolized by a prep school, described as the ‘best prep school in America’: White boys running around in uniforms, rich parents, a stern headmaster, and the heavy atmosphere of breeding America’s power players, young white boys who would become the old white men pulling the world strings for world benefit, America’s benefit or their own benefit. I saw no place for the black child in this picture. It just would not fit. But that is by the way.

I would like to draw a parallel to our own world, where a majority of schools indoctrinate their pupils in a very myopic view of the world. It's a chew-and-pour-philosophy, with the hopes of getting a respectacle job in future, and that's the straitjacket most of our children are put in in school. These are our own traditions and 'way things are done'. There is no space for glamorous dreams. There is no space for grand dreams. No space for dreaming dreams of changing the world. The few people who break through these myopic chains, and allow themselves to dream of the stars and make those stars real are viewed at as gods and goddesses, people who are different from the ordinary. When in fact, they are ordinary. All they did was dream where others chose not to.

Back to the topic: However, in this miniature version of American power politics, all was not well. Why? Because people that were human beings were being fitted, pushed, squashed and bent to fit into age old traditions that were trusted. So free spirits and dreamers who had otherwise beautiful souls that could create beautiful things for the world were being put in straitjackets because to quote from the movie, “Show me the heart unfettered by foolish dreams and I will show you a happy man.” This is an America where they still lash in school by the way,  Parents define their roles as strict guides, where they guide their children into what they want them to do, not what the child would naturally be inclined or is interested to do and pursue. You find a lot of the time , parents talk at their kids, school authorities talk at the students. It’s never with the children and they never listen to the kids.

Drawing yet another parallel, it is needless to point out that in schools and homes here in Ghana, from when you are  of a discerning age, a myopic view of your capabilities and the world is hammered in your head. All other options are made nonexistent. A good English student is told by his teachers and parents that he should become a lawyer. A good math student is told by her teachers and parents that she is to become an engineer or doctor. What if he wants to become a writer/ What if she wants to become an actress? Why are those options not options at all?

In Dead Poets Society, the revolution began when an English teacher appears on the scene, John Keating (played by Robin Williams), and he is very different, almost frighteningly so. He challenges the straitjacketed students to question the conventional views of the system, of their parents, of their teachers and school heads. He challenges them to think outside the box, he teaches them about the dangers of conformity, losing your voice in the cacophony of the masses’, and your sense of self. And he uses such techniques as asking the pupils to stand on their desks to teach them that (which teacher asks his students to stand on their desks?!).

 One scene which was especially poignant to me was where he did a little experiment on uniformity and how people are naturally inclined to conform. He asked three of his students to walk in a designated area, one following the other in succession. At first they walked with footsteps that did not rhyme, one simply following the other in front of him. In a matter of seconds, all three marched uniformly, left with left, and right with right. And John Keating pointed out with that very natural, almost 'miss-able' occurence, that humans are naturally inclined to conform, and lose their individuality in their conformity. The march symbolized “the difficulty in maintaining your own beliefs in the face of others, maintaining your own beliefs though they may be odd, or unpopular”, then he declared the lesson, referencing, ‘The Road not Travelled by Robert Frost.”

“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.”

And did that make all the difference! John Keating drew quite a following, disciples of sorts from his pupils, headed by Neil who became the leader of the Dead Poets Society, a defunct club started by Keating himself when he had been a pupil in school many years ago, now revived by Neil and his friends. So what does the club do? They run off after lights out in the boarding school, to a little cave in the woods, and what do they do? They recite poetry form the greats such as Tennyson, Walt Whitman, Herrick, and even their own poetry. And this had to be done in secret because the Headmasters of convention, uniformity and tradition would punish them for daring to be different. Shocked huh? What was so wrong with this that the school board made it look like a mini Ku Klux Klan? What my English teachers would have given for us to run off and learn, share poetry of the greats!

Neil’s story is representative of a lot of Ghanaian children’s imprisoned minds. Neil was a beautiful free spirit who was killed by the very oppressive spirit of conformity and tradition. He was an extremely persuasive friend, kindhearted and unlike many, rarely in tune with all the emotional nuances of his friends. A truly beautiful soul who had that indefinable quality of a person that could change the world or contribute to it in an epic way.  He loved to act, loved poetry, and after being bitten by the possibility of being more than he was told, led others to love poetry, and wanted to make acting his life’s work. But his father insisted he become a doctor, because “Neil had all the opportunities he didn’t have when he was growing up.” After an impressive performance where he received a standing ovation, instead of getting a jolly pat on the back by his father, his father decided to take him to military school. That night he shot himself. And the sad thing about that was though his father mourned for his death, he did not feel or understand he had driven his son to death. Instead, he had John Keating fired.

Did that mean that conformity would always win over freethinkers? Did that mean conformity would never understand the danger it presents even to itself when it shoots itself in the foot? I was extremely shaken by this.

In the last scene, after John Keating had been dismissed and he was gathering up his things, a Moment in movie history was made. Ever the image of progression and forward-thinking, though a battered image, Keating was leaving with a sad smile, till he was stopped by the moving picture of his students standing on their desks in tribute, a last salute to the man who had taught them that to really live.

Today, mourning the tragic death of Robin Williams we all stand on our desks in a last salute to a man who embodied the spirit of Carpe Diem, and enjoined all others all over the world to seize that day (in laughter) with him. Seemingly plagued by his own demons, he refused to lash out on the world but instead created something beautiful with it: laughter, and shared it with the world, crossing all racial, religious and national borders.

Moral lesson? Carpe Diem, Seize the day the way Robert Williams did with his life, write your own verse in the world, make your own mark, make your lives extraordinary, become the freethinker that begins the revolution, for in Williams’ own words as John Keating, ‘we are food for the worms’ You do not want to die, realizing you had never lived at all.

Thursday 7 August 2014

30Minitz: Celebrating Women in Music - Noella Wiyaala & Efya



 As I said in an earlier blog post of the same title, the month of July was dedicated to celebrating women in music in a TV show I host, 30Minitz. This is the last edition.

Being a woman in the industry means dealing with a lot of distractions you could otherwise avoid if you were male, particularly in the hyper-religious country that is our very own Ghana. – “When will she get married?’ ‘Do you think she will ever find a husband?’ ‘I’m sure she slept her way to the top.’ ‘This music business is not for respectable women’ ‘Did you hear about her nudes/sex tape?’ ‘I hear she smokes’ ‘My friend’s classmate’s best friend’s brother slept with her back in High School.’
Women constantly have to battle with the sexual image, thus prison, society puts them in and actually making real music and having people appreciate them for the art that they create. So those who overcome these challenges are made of heroic material in my eyes.
 This edition featured two female musicians I admire tremendously: the indigenously African Noella Wiyaala and alternative/ soul/ afro-soul singer Efya. One thing that strikes me about these two is that they both have a strong sense of self, and would proudly wear their own banners and not bow to societal pressures and expectations of ‘what a female musician should be and look like.’ Both artistes have one thing forefront in their minds: To take their music beyond Ghana to the rest of the world. And yes, they are both on Wikipedia!

 Noella Wiyaala serves you that authentic taste of Africa, the kind you don’t get anymore. She makes rich, indigenous African music, singing in her powerful, deep voice the tongue of Sisaala from Wa, in the northern part of Ghana. Her rhythms are universal. Noella dabbles in Afro pop, Afro rock, and my particular favourite, tribal folk music. (She does a pretty remarkable one in this clip). She has released a one-off dancehall track, a frankly sexual number called ‘Rock my Body’. In this clip, she speaks candidly about her experiences as a young female artiste in the Ghanaian music industry; the inevitable sexual preconceptions many women have to deal with and how she overcame them, male manipulation of the feminine image and self expression, and being natural and being true to yourself.








“I want to be one of the best that has ever been discovered in Africa. I want to make a name for myself so big that nobody will forget me when I die.” ~ Efya.
My attraction to Efya was her difference, and her embracing her difference, despite the backlash she sometimes gets because she’s different. Efya has so ingrained herself in Ghana that she is one of the VERY FEW who can switch genres and make mainstream Ghanaians love alternative music or soul (music mainstream Ghana cannot fathom! But they will love it once it’s coming from Efya). In this clip she speaks about the influence her mother had on her image and sense of self, becoming global and leaving a legacy, as well as making real music.









Monday 4 August 2014

SHE SEAS



She will carry me away

If I stare long

and hard enough

a wise old woman once whispered in my ear

If I danced long

and hard enough for the Sea
She would dance me into her waves

laugh me into her warm endless depths

that big, roaring laughter that shook the earth to its very core
If I laughed long and hard enough for the Sea
The wise old woman did

 and now she’s the Sea and the Sea is Her

 She-Sea-Sea-She…

If I became the Sea…long and hard enough...

She would become me and I would become Her.